The Irony of The Who

Comeback albums, reunion tours
for the right price they'll all be yours.
"Hope I die before I get old"--
A lie Roger Daltry once told.
Pete Townshend must be sixty-five
But somehow he is still alive.
Keith Moon, he kept his word to leave.
Entwhistle came close, I believe.
For God's sake, Pete--you too Roger--
Just stop being such death dodgers.
Man up, give up, do what it takes
Quit making such career mistakes.
You don't have to die, it's okay,
But please, for the love, fade away.